this was quite the pomni punch to the gut. it made me roflcopter.
make an animation about jaidenanimations and ragatha on the amazing digital politics next time please. fuck.

reminds me of eight crazy nights very good

Uncanny.

What a fruity game, I'll tell you that much.

I can't state how excited I am for this game, and in general all your future projects

Ever since I found out about your content and been keeping an close eye on everything you do, you somehow always find new ways to improve on your works and amaze me in ways I legitimately didn't think it could be possible

The way you just craft worlds and stories, all with such an instantly recognizable charm is astounding, the fact most of it is all made on Aseprite makes me fond of your stuff even more (Aseprite is still the best art program made, I'll die on this hill.)

And this is mostly directed to the person responsible for the soundtrack, and I just want to say this; you made something sincerely beautiful

The "Beatiful Creature" song by the Surgeon was beautiful, and it came out of nowhere, so it just hit me like a fucking truck, and this is going to sound extremely exaggerated, but it legitimately made me shed a tear
Even with how grim the song is with the context of the Bride, I can't help but just feel mesmerized to how beautiful the song is, maybe it's because of how familiar it feels, maybe it reminds me of something, I don't know, but one thing is for sure; It's been a while since a song made me feel like this, so good job.

I'm sincerely saddened over the fact I couldn't support the kickstarter due to me being unemployeed during the time the thing was up, but I'm so glad you got it funded and I'll get to see the full thing in the future

I'll say the cliche thing everyone said already; you're one of those creators that deserve way more than you have

As always Andy, this is fantastic
And I'm sorry if this review is too fucking long, but I don't feel like something like this deserves more than just a "pretty cool" as a comment

Can't wait to see what you'll be doing next.

The game is whatever, it's playable
I legit wish you could skip the intro dialogue, but it's not that big of a deal

However, people should stop trying to pretend to be morally superior in here
Even though most of the game is unfunny, there is no intent on harming anyone, it's all in good fun, just because you don't like it, doesn't make it mean spirited, and Newgrounds was always about celebrating everything, from the best, to the worst, and this isn't even that egregious in comparision to the shit I've seen in here back in the day

Virtue Signaling, specially on Newgrounds, doesn't make you any better than anyone in here, it just makes you sound like a complete fucking loser that decides to sperg over some rando saying a word on the internet, if you don't like it, just move on with your day, act like a functional, intelligent human being, please.

(Also, if you're from Twitter, stop trying to tell how people should be offended, and what people should be offended about, specially if the people "making the offense" are the minorities themselves, you fucking idiot.)

I said something something coke the old fashioned way
This track slams and I'm very biased towards it

i like her stun animation

it reminds me of tupac and I like tupac so its a ten but nogrounds only lets u give five so its five star rip tucan

I love these kind of low quality covers/title screens. It reminds me of Hotline Miami 2 VHS covers.

I forgot to comment on this piece, but I genuinely dig your designs.
They're very simple, but they're really cute.

Same goes for your artstyle. It's very cartoonish and simple, but it does what it does very effectively, and the results are very pleasing.

Your stuff in general is just really good. I REALLY dig it.
I hope to see more from your characters.

Wow... she's... beautiful... Sage. I think I get it now.
All this time I hated you for making that stupid non-binary they/them stapler thing... but you... are actually a pretty good artist and character design and game design... this woman is beautiful, and i see that now.

*I say as a transformation starts taking shape* oh fuck i think it's finally time. *my face starts deforming and ripping itself apart as i start taking a shape of a weird furry in which it's appearance is uncannily similar to Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX, and I quickly shed my old skin away*

Thanks for me making me understand, you queer.
Now, I'll take my leave. I'm needed somewhere else.

*I slowly start lifting myself from the ground*

My name Jeff.
See you later, faggot.

*I start quickly flying upwards, but I start accelerating too fast and I can't change directions, so I accidently fly directly towards the sun and die instantly, and that's the end of it*